The Futants FAQ

1. What is a faq?

this friend of mine was telling me that his ex-girlfriend was on the bus with this other guy, and he said that his cousin once heard that a FAQ (supposedly pronounced fah-KWEE) is an endangered species of duck that used to be abundant along the banks of the Congo river. Easily spotted by its orange and pink speckled crown and bright green plumage, the water-bound fowl was apparently well known in its home regions as a conduit for sexual spirits and fertility. It is also said that the recent push toward near extinction was caused almost solely by NABISCO FOODS, INC. which, since 1973, has been using a "certain secretion" as a secret ingredient in its legendary A-1 Steak Sauce. due to the world-wide popularity of the above mentioned sauce, the population of the once mystical FAQ duck has been rapidly depleting due to obvious issues of illegal poaching and exporting world-wide.